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BUILDTHATCRAZYยฎ // EXPERIMENTAL MAKER LAB

WHERE I BUILD WEIRD THINGS THAT ACTUALLY WORK.

Experimental products, machines, software and systems โ€” built from scratch, broken, rebuilt, and documented for you.

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SENTINEL Hardware Prototype Device
BUILD_021 // SENTINELโ— 240MHz LIVE
WIFI GHOST v2.1ESP32-S3 CORE
RF RX: 12,492 PKT/S
BUFFER: DMA RING (0% DROP)
ANOMALY: PASSIVE OK
RF POWER: +19.5 dBm SMA
LAST FLASHED: 23 MINS AGO[ VIEW SCHEMATIC โ†— ]
00 / THE LAB MANIFESTO

I DON'T JUST BUILD PROJECTS.
WE BUILD THE THINGS WE WISH EXISTED.

Built. Tested. Broken. Documented.
[ 01 / BUILD ]
BUILT

I don't do vaporware or theoretical slide decks. Everything starts on a copper circuit board or bare metal C++ firmware.

27 COMPLETE RIGS
[ 02 / TEST ]
TESTED

Pushed to thermal, power, and RF limits. Oscilloscopes, logic analyzers, and load testing under real-world interference.

12k PACKETS/SEC
[ 03 / BREAK ]
BROKEN

I celebrate failures. Burnt traces, brownouts, and memory leaks are published as engineering post-mortems so you can learn.

11 LOGGED FAILURES
[ 04 / DOCUMENT ]
DOCUMENTED

Open-source KiCad schematics, bill of materials with real component costs, FreeRTOS code, and full step-by-step guides.

100% REPRODUCIBLE
02 / LAB ARCHIVE

THE LAB ARCHIVE

THE LAB // ACTIVE RIGS
27 BUILDSโ— 08 ACTIVEโ— 11 BROKENโ— 04 SHIPPINGโ— 04 ARCHIVED
001SENTINELAutonomous Network Security DeviceESP32-S3 / C++ / FREERTOSโ— LIVE
SENTINEL โ€” Hardware Diagnostics & Pinout Logs

Promiscuous Wi-Fi frame sniffer with 12k packets/sec ring buffer and I2C OLED display.

VERSION: v1.4.2LAST EVENT: ESP32 ring buffer verifiedSTATUS: LIVE
002AI DESKPhysical Voice & Reasoning CompanionRPi 5 / LLM / SENSORSโ— BUILDING
003GHOST NODEStealth RF Mesh & Presence UnitM5STACK / RF / LORAโ— TESTING
018WIFI GHOST v3RF Sniffer & Defense Lab BoardESP32 / WIRESHARKโ— BROKEN
020DARKMESH NODEFully Offline Encrypted LoRa NetworkLORA32 / AES256โ— BUILDING
016PIXEL OSMinimal Linux Distro for IoT DevicesBUILDROOT / C / BASHโ— ARCHIVED
03 / BENCH TELEMETRY

HARDWARE WORKBENCH

Real oscilloscopes, solder stations, logic analyzers, and prototype arrays. All telemetry fed live from the bench.

Maker Hardware Workbench with Oscilloscope and Soldering Station
BENCH_STATION // KANPUR LABโ— ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
Keysight DSOX2004A Oscilloscope ยท Weller WX1010 Soldering Station ยท Logic Pro 16 Analyzer
PROJECT 023 // AI ROBOT78% COMPLETE
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ 78%
HARDWARE (MOTOR DRIVERS & LIDAR)โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ 100%
FIRMWARE (FREERTOS & UART)โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ 70%
ON-DEVICE AI (OBSTACLE AVOIDANCE)โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ 50%
ESP32-S3 Arrayโ— ONLINE
Raspberry Pi 5โ— ONLINE
M5Stack Core2โ— TESTING
AI Server (NVMe)โ— ONLINE
04 / NOTHING IS HIDDEN

HOW IT WAS BUILT

Every single failure, schematic trace, memory leak, and FreeRTOS task is documented. Not marketing. Real engineering you can build from.

SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE FLOW
DEVICE [ESP32-S3 SENSORS]
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ย ย โ”œโ”€โ”€ PROMISCUOUS RF SNIFFER (12k frames/sec)
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EDGE PROCESSING [DMA RING BUFFER]
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AI SERVICE [TINYML ANOMALY DETECTOR]
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DASHBOARD [128x64 I2C OLED DISPLAY]
BUILD LOG / #014
09:42 PM: The ESP32 keeps restarting during high Wi-Fi beacon load.
10:13 PM: Found it. Power rail drops to 2.8V whenever Wi-Fi transmission bursts occur.
11:02 PM: Added 100uF tantalum decoupling capacitor on 3.3V rail. Restart problem solved.
โœ“ LOGGED & COMMITTED TO GITHUB
05 / POST-MORTEMS

THINGS THAT DIDN'T WORK.

Broken things are part of the build. Most portfolios hide failure. We make it our foundation.

ESP32 CAMERA V1 โ€” FAILED
Reason: Insufficient power rail current on standard 3.3V LDO regulator causing sensor brownout.
Fix: Upgraded to 1A low-dropout buck converter with TVS protection.
AI ROBOT V2 โ€” FAILED
Reason: Motor back-EMF inductive spikes corrupted I2C bus communications to obstacle sensors.
Fix: Added optocoupler isolation and fast flyback schottky diodes.
NETWORK NODE โ€” FAILED
Reason: Bad dynamic packet malloc inside high-speed interrupt service routine.
Fix: Static FreeRTOS ring-buffer queue allocation with zero heap allocs.

WHAT IF
WE JUST
BUILT IT?

ROBOT

Some ideas start as a sketch.
Some start at 2:17 AM.
Some absolutely should not work.

We build them anyway.

โ€œyes, really.โ€
06 / HARDWARE STORE

TAKE THE EXPERIMENT HOME.

Devices, DIY kits, and open-source bundles. All documented, all modifiable.

CRAZY NODE v1 Development Board
DEV BOARD // ESP32-S3
CRAZY NODE v1

Compact IoT development board with onboard OLED screen, Wi-Fi 6, BLE 5.0, and ENIG gold pads.

[ ASSEMBLED ][ DIY KIT ][ SOURCE ]
MESH KIT v2 Tactical LoRa Device
TACTICAL COMMS // LORA 868MHz
MESH KIT v2

Complete 3-node long-range RF kit. 10km direct line-of-sight range with zero cellular or internet reliance.

[ ASSEMBLED ][ DIY KIT ][ SOURCE ]
SENTINEL Bare ENIG PCB
RAW FABRICATION // ENIG GOLD
SENTINEL PCB

Bare production PCB with gold immersion pads, Gerber files, full BOM parts list, and firmware package.

[ BARE PCB ][ BOM INCLUDED ][ SOURCE ]
07 / COLLABORATE

HAVE A CRAZY IDEA?

Tell me what you want to build. I'll tell you honestly if it's possible, what it costs, and how long it takes.